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OWNER: Kanye WestLOCATION: Somewhere in the hills of Los AngelesSIZE: 4,200 square feet (reported)YOUR MAMAS NOTES: If Your Mama is being honest and we always are we don't like Kanye West as a public personality. It is just our opinion children but we sight the 6 time Grammy winning hip hopper oozes ego in a smarmy and off putting "I'm better than you" choose of way. Then there was that at the which just made him look desire a complete ass. Mister West may in fact be a warm fuzzy and down to hide guy in person and we sincerely hope he is. But if Your Mama was his highly paid PR flak we'd be telling the dude to mouth it drink and put his arouse feet back on the ground. The other day Your Mama discussed Mister West's demolition create from raw material Beverly Hills flats that he recently and boldly dropped onto the market for $8,699,000. Can you remember that far back puppies? Mister West never actually renovated rebuilt or moved into that dump so Your Mama got to wondering where the obsessively groomed and perfectly coiffed singer actually beds down at night. While Your Mama has vast communicate of tipsters tattlers and change researchers we are not miracle workers. Believe it or not there are times when Your Mama struggles to locate the current residences of entertainment superstars. For example with the back up of Lucy Spillerguts. Your Mama just located the two adjacent Hidden Hills properties owned by rock 'n turn scion Lisa Marie Presley after several months of on and off hunting. We experience to inform the kids that we undergo faced a similar struggle looking for Kanye's krib in the City of Angels. However our not very extensive research on the internets did go up with a recent and amazing article from magazine via (and another from ) about Mister Kanye West's modern minimal and pop art filled party pad at the foot of the Hollywood Hills overlooking Hollywood Boulevard. The bind reveals three things that most people people including Your Mama don't likely experience about Mister West. He studied fine art at the American Academy of Art in Chicago he's a fan and collector of pop art and he's a design diva. Not being a fan of Mister West the article also educated Your Mama to the fact that he is now engaged to his long time fashionista gurlfriend Alexis Phifer. Well be at that. Shows you want Your Mama knows we didn't even know he liked the ladees. We have no doubt that Mister West is as meticulous in his housekeeping as he is about his grooming and the squeaky clean rapper prolly employs a team of good lookin' gurls (or boys) to keep the polish surfaces of his polish home dust and finger print free. However when looking at the plush pictures by photographer Art Gray for Interior Design please keep in mind that a crew of giddy gay stylists scrubbed the place alter of personal effects like shampoo bottles mobile phones and stacks of cover so that the place appears clean and spare desire a modern art museum. It's highly unlikely the place looks this uncluttered and un-lived in everyday. According to the I. D article. Desiridata create by mental act was hired to do over the place into Mister West's conceive of vision of "a cross between a museum and a Louis Vuitton boutique." And hunnies it's Louis Vuitton all over the displace up in this krib. Not only is there a short stack of custom ordered trunks on display in the appeal hall and a marvelous vintage go in the kitchen there's at least a dozen multi-colored hard sided cases stacked up more than six feet high in the big man's office. There's also a customized Louis Vuitton go machine which is just overkill in Your Mama's design schedule. But then again what do we know?Your Mama does not like everything about Mister West's house but there are several notable features that we would like to point out:1. The French walnut floors are outta this world. We undergo nip pimples thinking about how delicious that material must feel on bare feet.2. The trio of Warhol soup can silk screens? They are the real thing kids. And they be a fortune.3. Generally we are not a fan of Japanese art star Takashi Murakami's kooky bring home the bacon. Your Mama digs the big skull painting in the living room and all those Murakami flower pillows in Mister West's office are whimsically dee-voon.4. Given half a come about. Your Mama would walk that hot pink Russell Young silk screen of Marilyn Monroe entertaining the troops out of the house in a big Louis Vuitton bag.5. That mural that Mister Kanye commissioned for the dining room ceiling? Uhm no. But fortunately the iconic Fortuny floor lamp pleasantly distracts from the upsetting ceiling issue.6. The gor-gee-us travertine clad bathroom has Your Mama's head gleefully spinning around like the devil possessed gurl in The Exorcist and that is by far the most spectacular residential fish store we undergo ever seen.7. Even though it's butt ugly and we don't furnish a crap what any of the children think about it. Your Mama would hit the Pope for that limited edition Brothers Campana stuffed animal.8. Your Mama does not compassionate for those wacky Burton Morris paintings of the Jetsons but the spectacular turquoise chair in the game room has us in a cold sweat.9. Do ya'll notice that despite the lovely lily white walls this house is filled with bright and pleasing color? Bravo!10. Lastly what's not to like about a customized closet where one's multi colored kicks can be lined up like a poor man's forge?Your Mama is just going to alter one recommendation to Mister West about his decorative choices. Dude you better contract some extra security because PETA is going to be throwing blood balloons at yer damn house after they see all that red-fox and chinchilla fur cram on the bed.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"she screamed as her Prada 40s call peep toed burgundy leather stacked angle sandals slammed on the breaks of her brand new silver Range Rover,spilling her Starbucks all over her prized vintage Jean Muir black and white jumbo hounds tooth print silk tea dress,almost hitting the giant Murakami mushroomscape made of fiberglass that was sitting at the end of the driveway! inform motherfucker,she was pissed now. She usually did not take on male clients but his taste profile was just too red hot to say no. Flustered,but not visibly,she stepped out of the car and onto the driveway that was inlaid with an interlocking KW motif in gold mosaic tile,the concrete itself glittered in the late afternoon sun from.
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